NSFW food.
Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen
…but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?
distraction 100
It’s watermelon radish, not meat.
That looks like pickled daikon
It looks like ham.
You look like ham
…that’s not an egg.
Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl
Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn’t show pubic hair. It’s actually eggs they can’t show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don’t want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.
Japanese people just have eggs for genitals
Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.
My bad. The cum canal.
I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.
Thank you. Was that so hard?
Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?
No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs
Means it has pubes on it.
deleted by creator
Holy shit i just realized vegans can’t even have noodles made with eggs. No wonder they have to make separate communities and offer each other support, life must be horrible when food tastes like cement.
I think half of my recipes are vegan meals and most of them taste great. So idk what you’re on about. Also there are a million ways to make noodles, most don’t contain eggs
Have you never eaten regular durum wheat pasta?