I moved into a dated house that came with dated kitchen appliances 70/80s. I’ve updated the floors under, the water line and gas line to them. Mostly everything around them. I’ve still kept the appliances. Still work great.

I’ll keep my money and the fridge that still does what new fridge does, keeps shit cold. And the stove that does what a new stove dies, make shit hot.

And my axe!

I turn off my lights when I’m not in a room and don’t own a server farm. #doingmypart🌳

Gay lust

Now I want to.

I agree with this. One day I was cursed with seeing a video of a monkey masturbating with a dead frog’s mouth.

Animals are unfiltered horny. Humans are way more complex. It is 100% ok to be gay, just animal comparisons are thin. They are typically not banging for love or adding complex thinking emotions to their actions.

P.S. Don’t look up the monkey thing, I regretted having eyes to watch it.

They probably don’t want to end up with people who say weird stuff like this?

Love some Terry Pratchett

I can’t eat both

Carpet my hole?

Oof my heart.

Not AI, Bruno Pontiroli.

This one is my fav and why I immediately recognized the style.

All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks

Not as kinky

Kinky

With long “A” sounds like:

“AhhVahh”

Just use your phone’s flashlight.