Eh, chastity makes it easy

Oh God no. I just like meaty hairy man tits to lay my head on like pillow or put in my mouth.

Nah my landlord is a saint. No theft here. None other than me wondering how feasible it is to steal from a pizzeria.

Listen I am starving. Sue me

If Bill Gates truly wanted to help the poor he would have sent my hungry ass a pizza but has he? No! Selfish bastard

It’s a Star Wars community. Whether it’s the prequels or the sequels, it won’t matter. You’re still gonna have a bunch of people going pathetically rabid over it as if it’s the be all end all.

The horrible English takes away from the actual humor of the shirt TBH.

The punchline distracts from the humor of the shirt?

I have a PSN account. Have been playing almost exclusively console for years up until recently. On PC now and I’d honestly rather to never have to use that damn account again. I don’t trust them. They screwed me over so many times with my PS+ stuff, charging it or not charging it whenever the hell they wanted. Nevermind the leaks Sony. Pass. The argument of multiplayer games I can kinda sorta see when everyone and their mother has an account but not when it’s a single player game.

Speaking of, if anyone wants to buy a Playstation account with 267 games for like $200 then I’d be more than happy to hand it over. I like food, my cat likes food, and don’t I give a shit about Sony

It’s astounding how you people will start whining the second that sequels are mentioned. Even if it’s tangentially related, or Star Wars is, or if it’s not the focus of the joke, it doesn’t matter. Just insta-complain.

Do you need to ask?

I’ve also seen McDonalds offer meatless big macs on the app. Wat. Ah yes let me order bread from McDonalds.

Oh damn, a second too slow

Well now I’ve got that song stuck in my head

Whats her number?

I have a black cat with access to 5th level teleportation spells, dunno if that counts

Named after an Astromycologist anyway. I try to distance myself as much as I can from the Union busting real world mushroom man

Ding ding ding.

Well I have nothing better to do at the moment after being fired. Woo.

It can be hell but if your product consistently is subpar even with client meddling then that’s not a problem with bad contracts and bad clients, that’s a problem with you. And it’s not like Marvel is known for being hands off so…

As a consumer, their work is literally the only metric we have to judge them by. No one is reading quarterly reports for developers or researching into whether or not their contract went well with some publisher or IP owner. If you are consistently releasing mediocre to sub-par products then you’re going to be rightfully judged on that.

Not really when they’re the one developing it. If they can only be trusted to make their own IP then that upcoming Blade game is dead on arrival

I’m not okay with it either but I am not even remotely surprised that they harvest that amount of data. It’s why I deleted my account in like 2015 or 2016. The only way they make money is advertising and they can only do that by being more and more targeted. If you’re not paying for the product then you are the product.