I’ve been donating my money to the intellectually disabled kids that play by my street

They also found her guilty of being a witch

Well yeah, but I was trying to stick to the wording of the shower thought. We’ve all played Kerbal Space Program

You actually have to shoot for where the moon will be

You don’t wanna see where they put the straw

Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

Noel and Leon

This one was 7 after the one saying 29. I’m diving back in for the next one

It’s got the applicator though

Shouldn’t have made it out of gallium

Nada colada for those wanting to order one

If they starve as young

Yes! My thoughts exactly. Sometimes less is more

New pickup line

Check out the photography by Alex Hyner for some amazing skies between the power lines

Stararting

(Respectfully)

The hole

You wouldn’t need to maintain as many roads if you converted some percentage to rail (which is much cheaper to maintain) so it could be an investment

I find the punchline hits better when it’s repeated with the new context but that’s subjective of course. It’s how it was done in the original meme too from what I can tell.