They are having sex with a chicken so the chicken counts as one

Death of the author means you separate the art from the artist, and sometimes it also means you wish they were dead

It’s a tongue twister. Why it looks like he’s about to do it with his mouth full though, I don’t know

Welcome to Night Vale vibes

Would’ve liked to see what percentage have none.

I’m still buying CDs to rip and having my music library as MP3s on my phone. No internet connection required, I have total control of the files, and a physical backup if needed.

For that matter I don’t see anyone other than Isreal responding to the October kidnapping in any way that might have helped.

Are you saying that Israel’s response in the last year has been helpful?

Honk honk that’s the sound of the police geese

That is a little coat

Yes, it wasn’t until the third panel did I notice the arms of the chair and suddenly the person was bald

If only

Whoa o black Betty

The number of “reusable” bags I now encounter in the environment that contain way more plastic than the disposable ones (and can’t be used as garbage bags so now other disposable bags are created/used instead) makes me really skeptical banning plastic bags helps at all

I already do. I also want to pay my way.

The problem is what I’d like doesn’t exist (I’m not going to subscribe you a million different websites and still not even be ad free) and probably can’t. How much do all the ads I’m blocking cost? It’d be ripe for abuse but I’d essentially like a taxi meter, but it would charge me for website use from just one central account that I top up or is part of my internet bill or whatever.

I want the whole business model of using ads and tracking to pay for the internet to not exist.

Yes I’m also the same way with ads. I’d happily spend more for internet if there was somehow an “ad surcharge” that would mean I’d never see ads or be tracked. Let me pay whatever the advertisers pay.

Maybe the person is just clumsy

Surrender in my ass

But some of us are pretty big peninsulas

Well I’ll have to look it up now, but I see it as a substance produced by the body that isn’t made of cells itself. Like any of the other excretions and things the body makes.

Edit: apparently both your nails and hair are mostly made of keratin, but keratin isn’t produced and excreted to produce the nail and hair structures like a playdough factory like I imagined. Special cells are produced that are primarily keratin and they are added to like a chain and die/harden as they are pushed out from the body.

Wait, I thought hair was made of keratin like nails. It’s made of cells?