Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.
Where the what the fuck??m
The car was alive?
Yes. Haven’t you read Stephen king’s From a Buick 8?
A deadipede if I ever see one
noooo it just wants to fertilize your hotdogs it didn’t do anything wrong
For a second I thought this said “Hotdog for Sale”.
No, I would not purchase it.
Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.
I’m more worried about that thing turning up my nose.
It’s cooked to a perfect crisp, you have nothing to worry about.
I do understand why they want to sell it thought.
Not my proudest fap.
Wow I sure don’t like that:(
The kind that killed an idiot mukbang streamer in China.
Looks like a dick with a toupe
ur a dick with a toupe
No I’m a dick with a full head of flowing lovely hair
Hmm… very mammalian.
Thank you for reminding me that Lemmy needs a “Fierce Flow” community, for men with long hair to celebrate their amazing locks.
No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
Imagine how they’d all feel making purchase on your soft throat tissue as it forces its way down your throat
I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.
Like the stretched limo of a beetle. But also with the most horriblist type of spider legs
🤓uhm ackhtually centipedes are not insects but are members of a different group of arthropods called Myriapods, along with everyone’s favorite detritivores the millipedes
edit for additional infodumping: their venom injecting apparatuses are modified legs called forcipules or toxicognaths, and they are the only known animal with such features.
My favorite myriapod is Arthropleura. Imagine a millipede the length of a car!
Thanks for making me google that ;_;
“Arthropleura (Greek for ‘jointed ribs’) is an extinct genus…”
Thank fuck
no, I don’t think I will.
Have you ever gotten to see one IRL?
Not yet!
Not a clue… But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.
That’s an exotic condiment
A wild false eyelash appears
House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.
That’s a scalopendra, very venomous.
Is it a hot dog when it’s neither cooked or in a bun??
Depending on your definition of ‘bun’, the centipede could be the bun here.
Needs more fur to be a bun.
Yes. You are describing a sandwich, not a hot dog.
Nope. That’s just an uncooked sausage.
That centipede is hung
You aint kidding… HUNGry
Is that a hotdog or are you just happy to see me? 🥹😍
Yes
let’s do a taste test to find out, nomnom
tom and jerry scream
