Wait, is it real?

🐈🐈🐈🐈 you’ve got your cats in a row!

“At Planet Fitness, we have robust operational brand protocols in place, as the safety and well-being of our members is our top priority. We are working closely with our local franchisee to ensure they are upholding those brand protocols,” Gosselin added."

Ah yes, the problem here is “operational brand protocol”.

I read uterus removal, not tube tying. Maybe a pedantic difference, but is he explicitly trying to highlight the threat value for the statement?

I wrote a haiku on another similar article and I’m proud of it. I don’t have a title yet. I’m not usually poetic. Here goes:

• Your body, my choice
• Women are my property
• Soylent green is peep…

Nothing, that thing obviously doesn’t fit a LaserDisc

Pretty good return on investment so far.

A/s/l (that’s much easier to type on a computer keyboard than a phone)

But there’s the falling part…

Dang, well surely it does that on the first trip and not after I’ve already spent so much time carefully shuffling everybody across? Right? Right?

I take the cat across. Then return. Then I take the vaccum across. I return with the cat. I take the lettuce across. Then return. Pick up the cat, and cross a final time.

Good job! You may go pet the bear now.

Sure, fine, but go vote first.

Idk, but I also have this question now ⁉️

I love this comment for contrasting the images of using the word “bloviating” and supposedly “phoning in” your high school essays. Oh, and saving me a crappy article read. Ty!

But also CARdio – “but he drove a CAR”

Use R

Like “I’m ded” because I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor and laughed my ass off and turns out that was a key part of my biology and it’s gone so I’m ded now.

Here is a link to a youtube primer on fascism. It describes how this strategy is used in fascisim.

Bahaha 🌟