Where else am I gonna meet my fixer to set up this job?

Yeah, I’ve used the men’s room before and nothing happened. I saw the urinals and realized my mistake, but when you gotta pee, you gotta pee.

I dunno, I wound up with a Model S via uber once, and the back seats felt like rocks.

The original artist took all his old videos down for unknown reasons.

You’re not wrong about it being stuck in your head forever. I’m glad the animator saved it.

Usually because you were 7 and your mate told you it was a magic trick

This is the way

Yeah, “author” makes the most sense. They’re usually pro-grammar.

I can’t help with wrecking the heels, but do you remember that trick from when we were kids? Where you can bite down on your fingers, then hook them together and pull, and it hurts like hell?

Yeah, last time I tried to bike home from work, I got run off the road by a semi and narrowly missed a patch of blackberry bramble. The bike lanes evaporate once you’re out of city limits, and there’s not even shoulders to ride on, so I won’t be trying again until that’s fixed.

That’s probably why it’s stuck around now that we don’t have wood fired stoves, but lifting a lid to check on a pot really does cause heat loss and makes it take longer to boil.

It’s nuts how different people are. I don’t react to mosquito bites, but my friend gets really itchy red welts from them that linger.

I think I’m the reason my high school installed security cameras.

So, we had mandatory parenting classes in lieu of sex ed, but the school didn’t have the money for those rubber babies and just made us carry around hardboiled eggs for a week. I still don’t understand that logic, but hey that’s conservative america for you.

This went, predictably, very poorly. Lots of ‘babies’ got stolen, smashed, and/or thrown out of windows, and this one guy in particular kept being weirdly pervy about it. Being conservative america, the teachers did not care that he was harassing girls about their eggs.

This guy wanted a girl’s egg so damn bad, I watched him put the combo into his locker, peeled my name sticker off the week old egg, and left it in his locker over the weekend.

The next week, there were cameras in the hallways.

Is it different from rayon? The article is unclear on how the “extraction” of the fibers is done.

A wild false eyelash appears

Aluminum is the poster child for recycling, really. It takes more energy to extract it from the ore than it is to recycle it.

We need to get rid of the month/day and just refer to days by number. Today is day 121 in the year 2025, it’s super clear.

The name, Egg Prime Directive, is a reference to the Prime Directive in Star Trek.

I have misunderstood the question.

Depending on your definition of ‘bun’, the centipede could be the bun here.

I mean, I’d be pretty mad if I asked for bread and he brought home a beagle too. I’m not using a dog for sandwiches.