You found an important bug in your short code plugin. Removing the line from .gitkeep is not actually the solution; it was a symptom of a much bigger and more dangerous problem: you are inadvertently including and parsing a file that is not intended to be a short code.

You, or a crafty hacker, might one day create a file with code in it that should not be parsed as a short code, and not realize that it’s being done. You’re lucky that you’re the one who discovered this and not somebody else.

The solution is the only parse the files that you need to parse. This means ignoring hidden files that begin with a dot. You might also think about creating a default ignore list for any other non-shortcode file that could exist.

Birthed me. Then they had the audacity to celebrate it each year there after.

This post is still not Linux related.

The -i is not required.

sudo -u root bash ftw

Yeah, this one is going up in my office.

Feet are not supposed to smell like vinegar. You may need to give your feet some extra tlc if they do. If that doesn’t work, talk to your doc.

Blood sacrifices to ensure victory?

Because back in the day, minoxodile was said to contain rat urine, and its main selling point was that it regrows hair.

“This method of voting is bad and could be abused, but if it helps us win I’m all for it.”

- Robert Tyler, Attorney representing Conservative Churches/Pastors

There is no such thing as bad publicity.

Where’s the flex in that statement? How is suggesting you’d have rolled over and let another country bully you better than the “underdog” country fighting back and giving the bully a hard time? I must’ve missed a memo somewhere along the way.

6 or 1/2 dozen really.

I remember huffing gasoline, butane, Freon, and super glue back in the 90s. It’s a wonder I can breathe at all these days, as well as coherently string more than two words together.

Instructions unclear: still depressed and smell like vinegar.

But doesn’t the R indicate the post needs to be further Researched?

Her name is Robert Paulson Haliey Welch.

But is it 42.0 light years away?

This only could’ve been better if this was a picture frame a phone of the monitor with the screenshot open in whatever the default screenshot app is for the is.

Back in 2016 (wow, almost a decade now…) I got a job with a group who used Word docs to email instructions on how to update your code with their changes. For example, “In file xyz.php, go to line 123 and replace <code> with <code>.”

One of my first tasks was getting that group set up with git. But I will never forget that was their best way to version control code… in 2016.