https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ

given that satan isn’t actually evil and basically got punished for not wanting to mindlessly follow god, this gecko should tell you about mutual insurance companies, which are owned by their members and don’t make a profit.

well not after blowing 200 bucks on parking lot botox, no

It’s effectively your brain doing automatic white balance, it sees everything being tinted cyan so it just sorta subtracts cyan from the area, which results in white being reddish

you can do this physically (by tiring out the colour-sensing cells in your eyes) if you stare at a colour for about 30 seconds then quickly look at a white surface, you should see the inverse of the first colour.

people will do ANYTHING rather than follow a doctor’s health advice

i mean yeah it’s basically just water, why the fuck not? i do the same with margarine, so i never have to be caught with an empty packet and no backup.

products with any sort of packaging also say how they should be stores pre and post-opening, e.g. canned goods are generally fine to keep in a cupboard until opened where they then need to be in the fridge.

crystalline chocolate is the shit, then when you chew it it just sort of turns into gravel and melts, so good

it’s perfectly standard to keep eggs in the fridge here in sweden, no reason not to since it just makes them last forever.

the world we live in seems unfixably fucked, but our ancestors lived through feudalism and kings for way longer and even made it through the black death without society crumbling to pieces, things even got better afterward!

The united workers of the 1920’s gave us this absolute gem of a verse:

"In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold,  
Greater than the might of armies, multiplied a thousand-fold.  
We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old  
For the union makes us strong."  

if i’m going to be sold for anything, a dog is probably the only option that wouldn’t make me feel miserable

so long as they take care of the good boy

cricket?

It’s the movie equivalent of a hot dog: completely uninspired but quick and easy to digest and plenty enjoyable (especially for the price), and after you’ve ate it you basically just forget it and you still have room for proper food if you want.

read in that horrible monotone tiktok voice

have you tried digging out your morality centre and posting nothing but propaganda for corporations?

hand them a copy of the ICD-11

how do you imagine anyone would survive it if this was how things worked?

sudo make me a sandwich

pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive

truly, the worst part of humanity is the refusal to accept cops as our owners and gods