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Hickory smoked boner.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•This change just happened in Lille, FranceEnglish71·2 days agoThe after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.
Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!
A rare turbo pregnancy!
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Tomorrow you wake up with the power of Superman for 48 hours, what's on your to do list?11·3 days agoOh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
Lime Green Skittle Script:
(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.
Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.
Silence of the Furbies.
Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.
It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.
(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.
This could be us but you clownin.
This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.
It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.
Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.
Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.
Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.