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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

What the fuck

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What the fuck

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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    You seen Aliens?

  • Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world
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    Not pregnant.

    Pregnant.

    Super pregnant.

    Super duper pregnant.

    Super hyper ultra pregnant. (You’re this one)

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      Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition

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      This guy’s pregnant

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    I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke…

    I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Too soon. Way too fucking premature, dude. Not cool.

    • Red_October@lemmy.world
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      I think a big part of why it’s funny is because the original was so very NOT funny. It was such an intensely dark shift in tone, a deliberately serious dramatic beat, in a comic that was all silly fun, completely unexpected and out of place.

      If it was just a miscarriage joke then yeah it’d just be purely fucked up, and pretty quickly forgotten. It’s the meta context that turns the whole thing into more of a joke than any single comic could tell.

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    Is this what happens when you’re going to Lose the baby?

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    Sorry for your loss 😞

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      pregnant (for now)

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        😬

    • KneeTitts@lemmy.world
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      how am babby formed?

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You are PREGANTE!

        • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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          Pregaginate

        • altphoto@lemmy.today
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          Sa.
          Ba!
          Do!
          Pregante! Sabado pregante. Ta ta ra ra. Ta ta rara
          Ta ta ta raaaa!
          Sabado pregante Sabado pregante. Ta ta ra ra. Ta ta rara
          Ta ta ta raaaa!

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            Hmm… Good point 🤔

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    .:|:;

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      ok this is my favorite version

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  • TimmyDeanSausage @lemmy.world
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    Looks like you’re gonna have somewhere between 3 to 17 babies. Congrats OP! ;)

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    Tangled with any swans lately? Shafts of light? Showers of gold? Lightning?

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    pregloss

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    Loss is the lamest, most boring joke around. Anyone still posting loss memes deserves an “ok boomer” by now.

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      Ah yes, all those boomers reliving the time they were in on the ground floor of a meme from 17 years ago

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        It’s an old, outdated joke, that wasn’t funny 17 years ago and hasn’t gotten any better in the time since.

        You have to be pretty brain dead to think that repeating the same lame joke for 17 years would make it any better.

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          U mad bro?

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    Miscarriage. If you’re in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.

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      But I don’t even who this person is? Fine, okay. :(

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    “Am I or am I not pregnant?”

    Test: “Something like that, yeah.”

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      HYPERPREGNANT

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      E. All of the Above

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    clearly triplets

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      3.5 babies if you count the horizontal line.

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    how are babby formed

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      We need to do way instain mother

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