We all came from fish, why can’t whales return to fish?

“Stand clear, orbital barrage incoming”

Wait wrong game

I bet not, you only think about yourself

The look of no regrets

“I don’t get paid enough for this”

Jokes on you I just started

Y’all is gender neutral, do so I imagine it’s fine

Edit: typo lol

Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see

This is funny but also kinda spot on? Once you have real “fuck you” money, the only important thing is the actual number, not the money associated with it

Dionysus certainly is a menace

There’s a hidden spider, he’s >!in the mailbag in the mail truck!<

Surprise MRI

Ok so first your gonna want to head straight onto Google maps and use that, I have no idea where anything is

Back fell off

No sugar

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

Yet people keep buying from them

“Who lit all these torches?”

Fun fact, wild almonds have lethal amounts of cyanide, it’s only through selective breeding that we can eat them

At least 10 witches for that