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Emotional support prostitute. I have a prescription.
"I can do who I want
Ron"
First of all, she is a emotional support natural intelligence robot.
Not if I film it.
Reminds me of a joke.
An inspector is touring a hospital, and as they walk around they see a gorgeous nurse giving a blowjob to a patient. the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor explains “he has a rare condition where he needs to get relieved regularly or be in debilitating pain”, the inspector lets it go and continue,
then they see someone sitting in the middle of the hallway masturbating.
the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor says “same condition, different insurance”
Hugh Grant, that you?
Did he get in this situation?
You could say that:
Rofl thank you
well obviously he kept telling her to stop.
She’s my…accountant.
Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She’s not a prostitute she’s a mental health care provider.
She told me to quit my whining 'cause it’s bringing her down.
dammit Groos
I think I’m cracking up
Am I paranoid?
At least you’re not an android
Maybe just stoned
Seriously though, don’t go using sex workers as therapists that you screw. Its fucking weird having a guy as old as your dad tell you about how hard his life is with his hand on your leg as it is.
See that’s what I don’t get.
Let’s presume I have the knowledge on how to find sex workers to begin with, then I presume I can afford one. Right there, we’re looking at someone who is more expensive than a therapist without the training to actually help.
In my head, a sex worker would be an entirely different kind of “therapy” from a therapist. Mainly because I have learned that I didnt exactly have what one would consider a good sex life in my previous marriage, and it has warped my confidence. Paying to have sex seems like the way to fullfil that innate need while still working on myself with a therapist.
Still, there’s a lot of other variables than would probably end up being loaded on the sex worker that I’m ignoring that probably isn’t worth it in their mind.
I don’t really know what to say other than to say that there are absolutely guys that do this, because they see it as less stigmatised than therapy.
Sorry officer, I’ll have your daughter home by ten.
We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
Allegedlys
I’ve always wondered if I dressed up like a hooker when out with friends if they would get arrested
Why would they get arrested?
Honestly, you now have me wondering too. While I try to think of what a stereotype hooker would look like, it’s trashy clothes or club wear. That doesn’t exactly narrow it down in reality.
Even assuming she was a prostitute, the question still stands. Why would they get arrested for being in a car toghther with her.
Cause it’s illegal?
Even if there are ridiculous jurisdictions where sex with a prostitute is illegal (I presume you mean USA? there is probably more), where would it be illegal to sit in a car with a prostitute?
Jesus did it all the time in his Accord.
😂 Following the path of our Lord
Yeah, US.
People have been arrested over less.
Must be because of freedom or something.
it’s not really enforced any more if it’s even still a thing but you used to see cops going up to cars for this. iirc being a prostitute was fine but picking them up was illegal
I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said “Whore”, I’d grab for his service weapon.
Aren’t you overreacting about your wife? I mean, if is a public knowledge to the extent that even coppers know her…
What if he pointed at you instead, and just left after saying it?
I’d reassess my decisions in life and how i got here. Cry a little on the inside. Then buckle my seat belt to be safe. And drive to the bar to do more whoring. I’ve got bills to pay.
So… you’d get shot over a scenario that you’ve exaggerated in your mind so you can pretend to be tough to internet strangers.
So… you’d get shot
Only if he was faster
All my prostitutes are medicinal. I’m planning to stay very healthy.
I think it was the netherlands where you could actually get a prostitute prescribed and paid for by social security. but only if you are physically disabled or something
This is true, some Dutch municipalities cover costs of “sexual health care” for such cases. It’s targeted at disabled, chronically ill, and lonely elderly patients. Therapy can range from cuddling and companionship to sex, depending on the patient’s needs to help battle loneliness and depression. It is provided by specialised agencies.
Hearing they get free cuddling and getting jealous probably means I should get a cuddle buddy
Yeah, well, I’m suffering from epididymal hypertension, so unless you’re gonna lend a hand, I think this should be covered by insurance
