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moreless than 6 wang lengths.Depends on the meter, dude. There are thermo-meters, speedo-meters, baro-meter…
You win.
Shorter than a dozen football fields
There are 5 meters in one Iambic pentameter, so one meter is 0.2 of those.
Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.
But how do we measure the lenght? Do we have to find a way which includes the last drop? And what if I don’t have a penis?
You piss in the snow to clearly see the pee and the furthest drop counts.
If you don’t have a cock you are free to bring a dick you trust to the measurement. Just make sure to fill the form A38 beforehand and your designated piss officer will give your team green light.
Can some non-German person please fill out the A38 in English without translating a single German word of the A38?
From the tip of your right thumb to your left nipple. Too sensible?
It is exactly one half of two meters.
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A bit shorter than a (parking) meter.
Five pounds.
The carpet I’m standing on. No, I’m not giving you any pictures.
Five traditional sausages in a row.
Traditional in which country?
Franken selbstverständlich. Fränkische Bratwürste.
Which part of Franken?
The distance light travels when it goes one meter.
Depends on how much money you put in.
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Same length as a string.
