Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor
several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor
Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.
The legendary timeraptor that can control time
And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said “GO AWAY!”
Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?
A lot of Velociraptors out there, in Banks, Insurances, Companies and Policy
velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor
acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²
momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor
…you know what, I’m going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!
That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!
Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1
Here’s a few more pixels
speedraptor don’t care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That’s a law in physics.
What does that effectively mean
That you’re screwed either way if you encounter any of those raptors. They even named them like this because they reached these extreme physical bounds.
speedraptor don’t care where you are.
Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor
But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly
or distance(raptor)^2
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Why not ‘Chronoraptor’?
This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
Don’t forget Speedraptor!
I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!
It’s hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn’t have any idea where it went.
There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
This joke is a bit derivative
don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
or the Yomamaisaraptor!
Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
…+ Constraptor
Is that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?
I there a directionless speed raptor?
You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time
Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?
Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
I got my own displacement
And the time - by line - is rent
Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
Pick up them claws;
We’re opening doors
An’ when I integrate again
I’m addin’ that C, ya ken?
Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
I’m the Velo’C’Rapper
