What would you have called it?

I believe that’s from The Mighty Boosh!

Ooh, cold steam burns are the worst!

Foods that are ruined by ambient humidity, that’s what kind.

If that’s how DNA worked, I imagine it just wouldn’t pair, but that’s not how DNA works. However there can be and are many mistakes in the transcription and translation of genes, they’re called mutations and they’re the mechanical cause of cancer. The kind of spontaneous mutation your imagining is unlikely to lead to cancer without other contributing factors, and the body has numerous control and correction mecahnisms, but there are billions of base pairs (i.e. A—T is one base pair) in each cell of the body getting transcribed and translated over and over and over, so quite a few mistakes get through.

Neither, just unfunny.

That’s kind of like saying he takes enough feline insulin to treat feline diabetes.

Cremation

Not NSFW, domain’s for sale!

Don’t forget about Blue-Footed Boobies!

Yeah, he’s an illegal immigrant, get it right.

This meme doesn’t make sense to me, shouldn’t “my plans” be above the guy in the apron and the years be above the bearded guy? That’s presuming the intent was to say the plans were fucked up by the events of those years. In which case, the first panel is meaningless.

The dialogue was so bad, I don’t think anything would have really helped.

On the lobster?

Not when you factor in the money spent on toilet paper needed to clean up the nasty shits you’ll get from chugging a jar of tomato sauce.

Edit: Not to mention how many meals you could have gotten out of it by eating it on pasta. $5 bucks can get you 5 meals, your way you gotta spend $15 for 5 meals and you don’t get any pasta.

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

If it’s not elephant garlic, it’s probably nasty inside. I’ve found that big produce is usually over-ripe/rotten.

I wouldn’t recommend consuming an entire jar of pasta sauce regardless of sugar content, it’s just not economical.

He also knows that ignorance of the law is not a legitimate defense, even if it’s fake ignorance.

Thanks for this, I was wondering about the 50 pence sticker, now I see someone changed it from cents.