I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.
Fuck off with that Danny devito crap. No one but Americans like that dude, and you’ve seen how utterly brain-dead America is.
Damn I’ve never seen a Danny Devito hater. Welp I hope one day you are able to experience the joy of his Holiness Danny Devito the Pope.
Love it that you dumb down other people’s arguments to your level, and simplistically call anyone’s stance “lover/hater” because your brain can’t fucking comprehend anything beyond black and white.
Sure proved you’re American though.
My apologies for reducing your opinion to “hater”. May I inquire into the reason you have such strong feelings for Mr Devito? It appears it may be related to his being American. Would it effect your opinion of him if I told you he isn’t actually American? He was born in New Jersey, which to many isn’t really part of America, more of an unwanted growth of New York.
I know I have offended you and for that I apologize. However, I will not leave your person attacks unanswered. I will have you know my ocular spheres transmit to my brain a far larger number of colors. I would safetly estimate I can comprehend as near as 3 colors! Maybe more!
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
I’d vote for him
Dang I might have to change my vote
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
I think we should reelect Francis.
No no no. You aren’t allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
420 Blaze It
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Bill Burr
The Archbishop of Kabul
I see what you did there.
I’m votin’ fer yours truly. I’d make a kick-ass pope. 😤
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and vote for you.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
