

Skynet saved humanity from Global Warming 🤗
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By using Nuclear Winter to counteract it 💥🎆🎇
Actual 5D Chess 🤓
Life is a dream
And the world is a stage
I’m stuck in hell without any ice cream
Welp, it’s time to rage
-A Very Wise Poet (Me 😁)
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Skynet saved humanity from Global Warming 🤗
By using Nuclear Winter to counteract it 💥🎆🎇
Actual 5D Chess 🤓
Plot Twist, OP is an actual sentient AI from the alternate timeline 🤖
DJI DRONES!
You can’t even avoid them because they are a monopoly. (There are “no-name” drones but these drones are very bad)
Even the 2nd place of the best drone manufacturers, Autel, their drones also has mandatory app-based internet activation.
Bold of you to assume people still have employment with this shitshow
Unless they manage to make those bending screens have Gorilla Glass 5, I think those are still gonna be rich people toys.
Way too fragile.
Its a conspiracy to sell more flippable smartphones
I accidentally created a few sparks and some trecherous soldiers are trying to kill me.
breXit v2: Economic Crash Boogaloo