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minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·2 months agoOne eye open, switch light on, pee. Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 months agoPro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·2 months agoSuper pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoHyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
minus-squaredouglasg14b@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoUltra pro move: Master the art of echo location
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoI do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·2 months agoNo lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoMy bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
minus-squareMBM@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThe light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoSlight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
Pro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
Super pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location
I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
Double pro move: Get a warm color night light
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.