Definitely the Republican mindset. I got mine, fuck everyone else!

Have we tried drinking bleach?

Oi, you got a loiscense for that knife mate?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It’s detachable.

What are the chances of that? Plus I don’t think the runways are nearby anywhere. A lot more likely it was intentional.

Just the earth is flat, everything else is sphere. That’s why there’s only life on earth

Nestle would poison every source of water in the world if it meant swelling a few more bottles of water.

More red around the blue.

Should have 5 years ago. Mostly cause fuck disney, but I get why you had it.

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Why isn’t this marked NSFW? It’s highly arousing.

Gas station sushi and red bull, truly a painful combination.

It saw what we did to earth, and knows we’d like to do the same on Mars.

Qg6-Ke7

Nd5#

That’s assuming white to play. But I suck at chess, might have missed something.

Current import price: 80

Current USA made price: 100

Tariff import price: 200

Tariff USA made price: 190

“I’m immunocompromised, do you harass alcoholics about not drinking?”

She’s a congresswoman, not really involved at the state level.

A lot of departments can’t even get qualified applicants, so many positions are there but going unfilled.

Yea, my city started using tornado sirens for most decent thunder storms. So they are being used all the time. But there’s no way to know when it’s actually for a tornado…

It was more than that. I’m 1996 round trip tickets were 7500, about 12000 in today’s dollars. I can get a round trip ticket under 400 bucks today for NYC to LHR. So it wasn’t 3x, but 30x the price.