You honestly don’t see any left wing bias in the media? Be honest now. Honest.

It adds flavor.

Yeah! Fuck all those movies that want to make money!

Planet Doggy Dogg.

Way to objectify Women. Asshat.

Howdy fellow Texan!

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Are you saying the US doesn’t have a gang problem?

Who is that? She looks like that crazy jewish chick that was following Trump around for a while lol.

Always with the walls of text these people… Just decline and be done with it! Nobody trying to grade your thesis over here ffs.

My ex wife.

Fuck that! A little buffer zone between me and the rest of humanity is essential. Apartments are literal hell for me. Don’t even get me started on apartment living back when I used to work nights lol.

A lawn chair, case of beer and a varmint rifle will make a good start.

This may surprise you, but “white supremacists” 🙄 Aren’t all that fond of the jews, regardless of their skin tone.