Because all the energy of every motion pulling the magnets apart and back together adds up to a net-0 amount of motion in either direction forward or backwards

It feels like it’s September again

This tracks with my previous attempts at reporting that Sinfest guy. Posts hundreds of comics that blatantly break multiple official substack content guidelines and I get the effective equivalent of a promise for “action” combined with a dismissive eye roll. They completely ignored my follow-up email detailing the complete lack of action and the dozen or so new content guideline violations.

I’m predicting clothing lines designed to trick the AIs into thinking you’re better endowed than you really are

Not really, there are quantum-resistant crypto algorithms

With a J but rhyming it with life

C’mon, he was subpoenaed. I wish that shit meant something to the plutocrats.

Every single government shutdown in the last 30 years has been caused by Republicans controlling the House

Luckily the majority of websites and Internet traffic go to the three cloud companies

I prefer to consider it in terms of “dimensions of awareness”. Humans have evolved hundreds, possibly thousands, of interlinked dimensions of awareness for just about everything from colors to body language. Simple automated systems with sensors have their own dimensions of awareness, from vision to heat to pressure. Whatever it is that they track and respond to. AI, however, is finally hitting the point where these dimensions of awareness are being stacked and linked together (GPT5 can see, hear, read, and respond) and it’s only a matter of time and agency (aka executive functioning) before we see true AI consciousness.

Fun fact: these pens don’t actually erase, they just use heat to become invisible

It definitely wasn’t the original intention. I imagine that with the amount of attention it got, the suggestion quality fucking tanked and that half of the suggestions were stupidly lewd in nature.

It’s like every time there’s a war everybody forgets how fucking long they take. WW2 took six years. The Vietnam War took almost 20 years, same with the Afghanistan War. Anybody expecting anything solid within the next couple years is delusional. Ukraine is in it for the long haul.

If you rotate a 3 clockwise it becomes a pair of balls

Memetics is very serious business and I’m honestly really tired of the thoughtless and irresponsible use of psychological contagions

Lmao elitism like this will just turn Lemmy into a radioactive, insular circlejerk cesspool

100 companies/corporations are responsible for 71% of all greenhouse gas emissions. Unless the “simple changes” are “abolish capitalism and give these polluters the corporate death penalty” then there’s jack shit you can do to have any appreciable impact beyond not having kids and convincing everyone you know to do the same. Because if the human race goes extinct there will be nobody left to pollute.

I am immensely disappointed to have missed such a venue. Unfortunately I can’t find anything about it in Google.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel stools

Only the acidic fire of my alcohol-softened shit can

I want Baraboy Himbo Hooters :(