I don’t often top but I want in on this

You’re a damned hero. Thanks for taking us on this ride.

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

Sounds kinda painful

I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure

A night with my ex and our buddies

Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?

Not if you’re gay

During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”

I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As _get *good as it gets.