Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoYep. Sounds like Florida.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down17
arrow-up1149arrow-down1imageYep. Sounds like Florida.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·6 months agoDo you want to look at this guy while you’re mowing your lawn?
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoI bet that guy has the most awesome barbecues.
minus-squareskulblaka@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoAlways trust a fat guy to have good food
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months ago"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights. Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous." -William Shakespeare, “Julius Caesar” Act 1 Scene 2
minus-squarejoshoff@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoI unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI hear there are a lot of cheap homes in Jacksonville.
minus-squareSyd@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·6 months agoMowing your lawn is way more disruptive. I’d much prefer this guy to someone who mows their lawn constantly, especially if that person is complaining about me drinking beer on my lawn.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·6 months agoThe guy drinking beer also mows his lawn. With a riding mower. Despite it being about a sixteenth of an acre.
Do you want to look at this guy while you’re mowing your lawn?
He’s wearing a shirt though
What’s left of it
I bet that guy has the most awesome barbecues.
Always trust a fat guy to have good food
"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous."
-William Shakespeare, “Julius Caesar” Act 1 Scene 2
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
I hear there are a lot of cheap homes in Jacksonville.
Mowing your lawn is way more disruptive. I’d much prefer this guy to someone who mows their lawn constantly, especially if that person is complaining about me drinking beer on my lawn.
The guy drinking beer also mows his lawn. With a riding mower. Despite it being about a sixteenth of an acre.
<.<
Yes
I aspire to it.