after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

This was my first thought: when will we get an arm based framework laptop?

I would immediately leave and get as far away from my home as possible, since that’s where they’re coming to look for me.

Maybe the phrase “trumped up charges” will have new meaning after today

I just took 3 advil because my THC lotion wasn’t up to the task.

Shut up.

There’s a reason that your instance (and others) has defederated from hexbear.

i don’t think hexbear is a good sample group for the average lemmy user nor representative of lemmy users a whole. you might do better sampling lemmy.world, or assembling a meta poll from the top 5 or top 10 instances.

thanks to melon tusk, i don’t have to

yes, but even within those “secret groups”, there are SOP and conventions of intergrity.

Haiku - based on BeOS

“inspired by” would be more accurate. there’s no original BeOS code in Haiku for legal reasons (other than the interface, which was open-sourced with the release of BeOS 5). All backwards-compatibility with original BeOS software is (impressively) reverse-engineered. Haiku OS is, itself, original software made to - in every way - look, feel, and operate just like BeOS did.

edit: i had a buddy in high school who had a BeBox. it was like having the best of a Mac and a PC in one machine. it really was a spectacular machine and OS. i really wish Apple had picked it up, but they went with NeXTSTEP instead, which, i admit, was still a pretty solid choice.

Its House’s house, even.

Get the aloe vera

🔥

Exactly. if only 2% of people get it, perhaps you’re just shitty at communicating.

This is so sad

fascinating

either this joke has about 2 days of life left in it, or it’ll go “too many chefs” and endure for years

“If it step like a goose…”

Badly for everyone

You’re not wrong. Plus, the trip on the train is certainly quite scenic.