The phrase “never bring a gun to a knife fight” is referring to intelligence not bravery.

Damnit don’t Beetlejuice them.

I try not judge these folks too harshly, they must be in incredible pain.

When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

Oh sure, blame the capitalist.

Maybe they’re a Cinnamon Deviant cross class build.

Aggressively recouping your over leveraged junk loans is indication of economic health?

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My bad

Less of a silk road and more of a yoke.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I’m about to give them some reasons.

I’m curious what “lost a fight” looks like to a vet when there were no visible wounds.

The options are enticing.

Eat it, Santa.

I don’t know, if my run ends after being rich and famous and fucking around in a hot tub, I’m pretty sure you don’t get to complain.

Little of column a, little of column b…

Hey, that one’s got no teeth.

Now do North Carolina.

If you’re so tolerant, why are you banning book bans?!