Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won’t pick it up.

Why pay for it at all?

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

Is this a bone hurting juice comic?

It won’t be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.

It doesn’t look like a bad mobile game. It looks like an ad for a bad mobile game.

Most oat milks now include emulsified lipids for this reason. Oatly foams up to a head better than whole milk. You can’t make butter out of it, but I doubt you’re making butter from your milk at home anyway.

Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

Might have, brother. Might have.

I’ve found it’s easier to weigh yourself with your head on then pull your head off and weigh yourself again. Subtract one from the other and you’ve got the weight of your head.

The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.

I hope it’s yaboi Kaczynski because I’m in the same boat.

Food? Rent? Health Insurance?

People have been failing to understand philosophy since philosophy was invented.

This guy hasn’t bought ammo recently.

Pretty much every JRPG too.

FTFY. I don’t care how good you say the game is, I don’t want to sit through a young adult novel in order to play it.

and ultra-processed foods which are known to raise health problems

The data on this are very dubious at best. Most researchers can’t even agree on a definition of what they are. Corelation studies should always be taken with a grain of salt.