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Looks like a knotted string of butt hairs connected across the diameter of the anus, splitting the turd in twain. At some point the pressure of the bowel movement overstressed the butt hair bridge, snapping it and allowing the remainder of the shit to come out as one.
The fact that you used the word twain while talking about what happened during a shit is amazing. Superb. No notes.
I’m not sure I agree, the diameter of the trunk isn’t significantly different from the diameter of the branches. If it were split, the branches should be half as wide.
I think what happened is that the beginning of the turd was the top of the trunk, and it broke where the end of the lower-right branch is. You can see that it broke at an angle. Then the remaining part came out and that angled bit is where the left branch attaches to the trunk. I think it landed there in it’s soft/warm state and merged together at that point. You can see that the color of the top of the left branch is the same as the end of the right branch, then transitions to lighter.
And that’s as much turd analysis as I want to do today.
The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.
Take my upvote you filthy animal
Found the butthole/shit expert
Now we’re shitposting
It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press
In this episode of Ceedoestrees: Poop Detective!
Seriously though, that’s some impressive reasoning!
My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018
Saved to favourites, did you?
Saved the turd for later, too
it’s the circleeee of lifeee
as one does
Amazing, and you kept it in your photos until just the right time.
Future archeologists are going to have a field day with all our leftover photos.
It makes you wonder what else is on the camera roll and which shitposts will unlock its secrets.
Literal shit post.
Now this is shitposting!
You know… maybe putting a camera with a near-infinite capacity for free photos in everyone’s pocket a was bad idea…
Y tho
More like… “How??”
Two shits laid on top of each other fused
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It didn’t come true :(
It’s not possible to upvote and downvote at the same time. That’s frustrating.
I believe this caused when two dogs poop “lady and the tramp” style.
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This is bringing back memories of not only finding the same thing, but also of the turd that I found in my front flower box one February that was full of cables.
The forbidden noodles
Jesus Christ beurk. And is that an undigested pill.
…and an adjacent chicken wing
That’s the lucky turd. You’re supposed to eat it for good luck.
No dont eat it! You’re supposed to break it in half like a wishbone.
And then eat it
Passing that must have been a real pain in the ass…
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Holy fuck. Please. Please. Please but the NSFW filter on this. I was eating and I almost gagged.
Lol. Done.
Oh I have two buttholes. That was mine.
Miles “Tails” Prower was here
