Fold it how? Fold it in half like a piece of paper???

I don’t get what’s happening here

This seems like the most un-punk thing I’ve ever seen somehow lol

If you remove the 4th panel then this accurately describes call center customer service

That’s an old picture he’s way more bald now lol

That’s surprising… I would think he would be 100% behind another doddering old racist who doesn’t understand how technology works lol

If we want to get pedantic here it didn’t technically “shatter”, it just broke cleanly in half… at least that’s what they’ll say when you try to return it lol

Probably cream soda

Way back in the 90s when I was a teenager I got home from school one day right around Christmas time and discovered my father had, for some reason, locked himself in the bathroom and refused to come out. He was in there for at least an hour and when he eventually did come out he went right back in again a few minutes later, and this happened several times.

After some convincing he finally admitted that he’d come home from work and consumed an entire carton of eggnog along with a whole jar of black olives over the course of about an hour and a half and had nearly shit his pants, just barely making it to the bathroom in time.

We never did discover what had compelled him to do such a thing

phase??? I’ve been actively into Tool since the 90s

I’m sure he’ll claim to have given Homer the idea to write it and that the character Achilles is based on him

You forgot this one

Do people still say that? I thought that got played out years ago lol

It’s just a buzzwordy way of demanding that everyone notice their shitty opinion about something people probably didn’t care about that much to begin with.

I’m sure if given the chance Trump would make police and fire coverage only available to people who voted for him…

This seems more like AI gibberish than an aneurysm post lol still pretty funny though!

I’d like to quote a line from the classic film Cabin Boy: “just dance around the room in your underwear until she gets hot. That’s how I got my last four wives!”

I have to assume it works on male virgins too… Why wouldn’t it?

Is there a screenshot missing? I don’t see anyone defending Churchill here

Player Piano is a really great book! It doesn’t get as much love as his later stuff and i think it’s because it was Vonneguts first novel and he hadn’t really developed the writing style people associate with his other more famous novels. It’s still a great read I enjoyed from beginning to end!

You talkin shit about Ranger Carl?

This caricature of George Bush disagrees