I can’t tell if you’re being satirical or serious

Fox just used it to back their generational culture war theme for another segment

I’ve been using mine since Christmas

It’s amazing how capable this thing is with such a tiny screen

Using a term describing people with a handicap as an insult is a shitty thing to do

How about just not using the slur?

A mid sized company I work with did some in-house analytics on their advertising spending and concluded that 75% was just money wasted

Several million dollars cut from future ad budgets with no negative revenue impact

An eye for an eye would see rockets hit Moscow and St Petersburg

What are each of their earnings and prospective earnings?

Market cap isn’t 1:1 with units sold

The matches imitate a video game. Two TikTokers stream side-by-side, divided into “red” and “blue” teams. As a timer counts down from five minutes, they go to wild and kooky lengths to get their fans to send them these gifts.

The creativity to create things like these battles is interesting

We really are fleshy machines that just need our buttons pushed the right way to get us to obsess over almost anything

Well, that was a twist ending.

I route all my sensitive chatting to personal texts to avoid the scenario you and your coworkers encountered

Was it a baseball? It bounced quite a bit and looked a lot like a light rubber ball

The ball they used to demo it again this time probably wouldn’t have broken a pair of reading glasses

It’s what people thought modernity would look like back in the 70’s and 80’s - all function and no form

RBG was a dem, as was Feinstein - they’re all the same when it comes to not giving up their positions

Term limits need to be put in place

That is way too small a car to be in when an elephant decides to go ham on your ride

I hope someone leaked a few of these obit headlines to old Henry before he died

Or even worse - PIPs exist as a paper trail that that shows the employee knew they were on the chopping block

I’ve rarely seen people’s PIP fairly evaluated; they are just fired at the end of the PIP term

It’s a play on “sleep with the fishes”, I don’t think any reasonable person would draw a sexual connotation

“a bunch”?

Container ships can carry over 200K tons

How many mini split heat pumps and air exchangers did you put into your place

Overall, we should be net $5K with an installer because of rebates, but it’s good to know cheaper alternatives are available