GreenPlasticSushiGrass

I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.

Me: Holds out both fists so I can’t be hit Dad: You’re cheating! Roll credits

1. Hollywood is truly out of ideas.
2. What shit toys we had! I had a viewmaster. It was slightly educational at best, slightly entertaining at most, and always a toy that you lost interest in after about 15 minutes.

“Your past isn’t really your past, it’s just what you remember.” – Courtesy of some dank edibles.

Damn, good guess! That beats the hell out of “ceremonial”.

Neat.

Still waiting for that bass to drop…

When I load it, I get the message, “Looking for data files” and below that “Fonts (this might take a while)”. And it does take a while.

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

-1, -1, -1, -1, -1, -1, …

Better than waiting for GIMP to load fonts, I’d wager.

As they say, a PhD is about learning more and more about less and less. Some of the smartest people at conferences I’ve attended legitimately risk death crossing the street.

That is the best kind of correct!

A slave to tobacco from his first puff. He was hooked from the gecko.

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren’t loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

“It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”

I’m feeling Minnesota.

If you’ve never seen this video of leopard slugs mating, you should check it out. It really is rather beautiful!