Cybertrucks aren’t designed to be driven and they should never get wet. Otherwise, enjoy.
Also remember not to charge them after midnight.
Or else…
According to that diagram, the dog is in the trunk.
The trunk has more headroom.
(There was a time when kids sat in the trunk of cars like this)
also remember to never tow with it so your frame doesn’t snap in half
Wait, did that happen?
oh yeah. check WhistlinDiesel’s video link @
frame snapped when he tried towing an f series pickup
in a later video he made sure to beat on the f series, and while the frame did bend, it wasn’t a sudden catastrophic failure
a quick summary from some website
The F-150’s steel frame didn’t break, but bent under extreme abuse - unlike the Cybertruck’s catastrophic failure. The Cybertruck’s aluminum frame is unfixable after being torn apart - unlike the F-150 which can be repaired or replaced easily. Despite the haters, WhistlinDiesel’s extreme testing proved the F-150’s durability, while the Cybertruck suffered irreparable damage
This reminds me of the stickers that come on some Walmart-level “mountain bikes.”
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck.
Caution: CyberTruck may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
CyberTruck contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use CyberTruck on concrete.
Discontinue use of CyberTruck if any of the following occurs: itching; vertigo; dizziness; tingling in extremities; loss of balance coordination; slurred speech temporary blindness; profuse sweating or heart palpitations.
If CyberTruck begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
CyberTruck may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, CyberTruck should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of CyberTruck, Elon Musk, and its parent company, Tesla, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of CyberTruck include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt CyberTruck.
CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.
CyberTruck! Accept no substitutes!
CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.
We literally guarantee that Cybertruck will last for the rest of your life. You will assuredly die on or before the day that it stops working.
CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.
Warranty lasts as long as cybertruck is working. After that - your problem.
It bewilders me that such a vehicle made it out of testing and onto public roads with the sheer amount of poor design issues it has.
Regulation in the US appears to be nothing but smoke and mirrors.
Fire Hydrant Turns Rolling Dumpster into Dumpster Fire
Sounds like the best possible place to have a fire. Isn’t the only advice for putting out an EV battery fire “pour as much water as possible on it for several hours until it burns itself out”?
Yes. Water doesn’t directly help it go out since the batteries are fine burning in water but if you carry away enough heat then you csn
One can also cover it with fire blanket and sing them goodnight tune.
No, you don’t need to douse it in a substance it readily reacts with… I don’t know where this farce comes from, but it doesn’t corport wirth reality unless the point is to literally burn the fire out by fueling it. Like putting a bellows on a coal fire…
I mean, what do you expect? It’s a fire hydrant.
Can you imagine being in the road with a hotie in you cybertruck thinking you won in life an then starts to rain
Elon Musk made water catch fire?
I saw a cyber truck with the default paint and it looks like a 20 year old car already.
The jet black painted ones kinda look cool, until I remember the car itself sucks ass.
