Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.
- Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk
And BOY did they deliver and more.
Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.
And BOY did they deliver and more.
I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please
You’re not my “real” dad
My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”
He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.
What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.
I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.
Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
Pen Pen and Ms. Frizzle would get along well.
Note: I am the friend.
Pablo Sanchez was fucking juicing as a child and you can’t prove me wrong. Motherfucker was sending balls into orbit.
Came here for this
Reanimation is underrated as hell and is aging like fine wine.
I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.
Happy Chaos main spotted
Great writeup man.
Thank FUCK Happy Chaos didn’t win again.
Don’t believe those numbers for one fucking second.
They are charging $11,500 to get access to their conjob “gamer statistics”
They really are the best in the business, but you can’t divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.
It’s a tough pill to swallow.
I want to fuck that snake