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My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
I’d like her number if you wouldn’t mind
Classic Ben Franklin.
She wanted that D
Now, that’s a story.
Is she into milk?
It wasn’t worth vacuuming if it doesn’t crackle.
