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I’ll keep you company, I laughed

Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

tongue click Nice.

Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

Genuinely. I’ve been conditioned at this point now to just consider the bottom line before reading further into any article about the environment and the animals we share earth with. In fact no, it’s not even exclusive to that… Just anything really. If it’s gonna effect someone’s bottom line (that isn’t the usual public) you can guarantee it won’t happen.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

I’m so confused. As a northerner from England with an IQ equal to the ply of toilet paper I use, does every object in French have a feminine or masculine alignment? Or is this some kind of joke privvy to those who don’t have a concerning interest in sheep?

I’m sat down and still fell over with shock.

The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

You little bastard get down off that scaffold and give me the shooter, fucking going bed without supper. No, I don’t want to hear it - you’re not playing out with them again.

Cold, soggy and doused in salt?

Putler insisted they could see all of the evidence if they just took a look out of a window Putler directed them to. /s (maybe not /s)

And I want Ubisoft to get comfortable with these torrents and my ridiculously slow download speed but life’s a shit house!

Rumour has it they found tunnels inside them.

I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

I second boots. I went through 3 cheap pairs of hiking boots (between £40 - £70) all promising the world and dry feet. In the end, sacked it off and bought all leather boots with a vibram sole. Requires maintenance of waxing them but they’ve had many miles in them now and just as good as day 1.

Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

the drawings will fade away in “a week or two,”

Pretty sure the drawing will still last longer than that shoddy job of filling.

This is where we find out that we’re all Cumbrians - like some kind of weird Truman Show. I wouldn’t live anywhere else though, tried London for 6 years… Came straight back.