We do have a new beta version of mission critical software that is nowhere near offering the functionality of its current version, and we’re hoping you can beta test it for us.
We are also announcing new ways we’ll restrict your usage of your software and hardware and some new ways we can reduce your privacy and increase our advertising.
After a short coffee break we’ll talk about a new AI mascot
Can’t wait for yet another presentation that is nothing but “we are doing AI too”
“Bringing together all of our AI offerings, we introduce Copilot-Copilot!”
We do have a new beta version of mission critical software that is nowhere near offering the functionality of its current version, and we’re hoping you can beta test it for us.
We are also announcing new ways we’ll restrict your usage of your software and hardware and some new ways we can reduce your privacy and increase our advertising.
After a short coffee break we’ll talk about a new AI mascot