• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      I prefer cool, but warms up nicely. Which is what most toilets do.

      Gold would feel colder than porcelain would, and would never warm up.

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          8 months ago

          Not a good idea, not at all.

          The reason it feels colder than pocelain does at the same temperature is that it conducts a lot more heat away than porcelain does.

          On the other hand, if the shitcan were to be warmer, it conducts heat a lot more efficiently into your ass.

          In short, they’re liable to burn themselves. Which, that thought totally amuses me.

          (They have it coming.)

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            8 months ago

            Still thinking like a poor. The heated seat option is a literal human who sits on your golden toilet to keep it perfectly warm for you at all times.

            As if someone with a gold toilet would put up with a cold seat because of a power outage.