“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
Aye bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool
Slide me some skin daddio
sus
I like Pops
My kids already call me bruh.
bruh
Alabama?
Same
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
Instantly grounded, no questions
Into the pit.
…of despair
But daddy…
My son just turned 5 and calls me “bruh” when he’s playing Minecraft. Otherwise it’s papa the rest of the day.
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I’d probably immediately go soft
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid
Mostly because I’m my experience people with mommy issues tend to be male NEETs who are incapable of seeing any woman as just a friend. Usually incels too. I found them to be kind of abusive as people too and turn vindictive when you don’t feed into their fantasies. As a woman, it’s always the same old story when I encounter these men.
Meanwhile people with daddy issues usually have their shit together regardless of gender.
I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.
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Can we PLEASE differentiate between people who enjoy daddy or mommy kinks in a consensual fantasy setting with partners that are also into it, from people with deep psychological trauma relating to their parents that comes out in the vulnerable setting of sex? (one can be both obviously)
Is this that hard people?!?? facepalm
If you are having sex with someone with “daddy issues” or “mommy issues” and that reflects some weird way through their sexuality in a way that extends beyond fantasy into the realm of problematic behavior that is entirely a different problem and it has nothing to do with someone’s “kink” at that point.
Yeah if partner just throws a kink at you without preparing you or determining if you might be interested in acting it out, that is shitty and honestly approaching the realm of violence, but don’t throw other people who are into the same kink under the bus who would never just launch you into some weird shit without making sure you were onboard through a framework of consent.
Kinks don’t make rational sense, they are the tension between rationality and desire. They are all disgusting, transgressive and shocking. If you don’t like it fine, but wondering why anybody would be into it if you find it disgusting doesn’t really get you anywhere.
Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them
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My partner calls me daddy and she’s older yhan me, so… what does that make me???
you’re the baby daddy.
I don’t judge, more power to you.
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me
I mean… it’s pretty common for people to call romantic partners “baby”, I don’t see how that’s different
Yeah I think that’s a bit weird as well tbh
I’ve been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.
I’m probably soft right now as I write this
I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.
Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome
You can do “Pa”. It’s objectively impossible to sexualize “Pa”. You could try, but it’d immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize “papi”. It’s hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they’re trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
“Yer squashin’ my smokes, Pa.”
Eugh, what have you done???
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You sure about that pa? Ugh. I literally shuttered while typing this.
Pa~ 🥰😉😩💦
Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”
Yes but but but pa pi
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
Use the acronym: BOSS
They shortened it to just “shit.”
Y’all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Like… Sexually?
Bruh
I shall fuck the dirt you walk on!
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My dick is as caloused as my feet it looks like a flesh cactus!
I hate this mental image
Too late, I already have
That is the most oddly threatening insult I’ve heard
daddy
Can I touch ass or gas instead? I’ve been told those three things are of equal value.
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it “bruh”.
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though… It’s funny. People think this is a new thing. It’s just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing…
Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
I wasn’t even alive when half life 2 came out. I’m 18. Half life 3 is never happening :(
I’m a bit older than you.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Sequels of first-person shooters with weapons you couldn’t imagine…
I watched head shot combos in the dark near the campers hide.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…
Time to play.
Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing…
Sacher-Masoch (of “masochism” fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of “sadism” fame) in 1740. So it’s probably not a new thing, no.
That’s sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
Tbh I’m pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
I henceforth refer to you as some shit
Ain’t that Some Shit
some shit, can you tuck me in?
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When I was a kid my dad forbade me from calling him “dude”.
haha when I was in about 1st grade, at my friends house and we had just discovered “dude” so everything was dude
we see his father and we are like
“whats up dude” Him: “Im not a dude!”
we laugh and laugh and he finally clarifies “I’m not YOUR dude, I’m your dad!”
I still remember that after all these years, so funny. BTW is your name Pat?
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Sometimes my mom says I’m a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I’m like “uuucchh you’re my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!” but I don’t wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it’ll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣
you’re my mom, not my dom
This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where it’s appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appears… you have no choice
super niche
Imean… One would expect, no?!
you have no choice
You’re not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it’s funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando … but I’d never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)
I feel this energy lmao
“You’re my mom not my dom”
Great now I’m dreading the day I hear this said to my gf from her kid
Thank goodness it’s not sexualized in my language
Which language out of curiosity?
Slovak
Never heard anyone using “Tati”, “Tatino”, “Otec” or whatever other combination of those in a sexual manner.
“ohh tati”
Yeah I can make this work
Oh god
OH FUCK
Tati is shit in hindi. Oh shitt
Dobrý večer, nečakal som že tu nájdem aj Slovákov
Everyone on the internet is a Hungarian
heyyy i’m applying for slovak citizenship
Be the change the world needs
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You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
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Darth Vaders family in a nutshell
