Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

Ever tried turning the handle up?

Does he have wings one week out of four?

I always thought I’d be able to see more hand, not less.

I won’t discount that possibility, but I think they get sold on a miraculous idea and simply don’t understand the reasons why it’s not a good idea. The more zealous one simply don’t want to believe it’s not the perfect solution.

Unbridled enthusiasm can be cute to a point, but those hydrogen folks are way beyond that. Yikes.

Get an insulated water tank, dump all the energy in there for free hot water.

Want my mother’s maiden name and my favourite pet’s name too?

Oh wow… so he’s Mogwai, from Earth, in a galaxy far, far away, and somehow he, Yaddle, and Grogu (who suffers the Mogwai version of alopecia totalis) made it all the way to the Star Wars galaxy. Mind blown.

This guy billionaires.

Pfft, like a billionaire playboy moisturizes his face with any lotion not containing any SPF factor.

It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.

Carpet.

That’s not Oglaf. But I’d love to know what it is!

There is a non-zero number of people that do this. I’ve seen the evidence of this myself.

Corpse size still plays a role. You wouldn’t want to touch a dead tadpole, but you may not even notice.

That’s not “laminating”.

How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

Dead babies don’t care how many bodies there are.

Ah, so corpse count AND proximity are both factors? Along with knowledge of the presence of said corpse?