Like Joe for coffee.
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
“Worter sip” in these parts.
Think they just call it diet coke
What do they call diet water?
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling
I will bravely face the consequences of my actions
More power to you. Try sliding a reference to
spoiler
grool
into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you’re talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.
And is this your way of lobbying for ‘trojan room coffee’
I’ll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it
Dihydrogen monoxide
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I’d say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I’m still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It’s coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
Man I fucking love aunty Donna
For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link… I just woke up and am lazified
I’ll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
H2- oh
Gemeentepils in the Netherlands. Municipality beer.
“Council Juice” in N. Ireland.
Liquified comet farts
In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”
Over here we call it Council Juice
Council pop.
