A.k.a Jimmy Kimmel

Yeah my signature is a smiley face!

I’m “abnormal” 🫨

So it’s not normal to have a 55 day cycle? Oh snap!

Or a scientist.

That company sucks balls. I worked at a franchise as a driver for a few years. Saw all the craziness. I still order from the same store I used to work at because my kids love the pizza, and the same 4 older dudes still work delivery there. Doomed to be stuck there for the rest of their lives. It’s depressing

If I wasn’t the leader of a clan meself I would totally join yours! We could always do that thingy where we group our clans… never tried it but remember reading about it

Now I must listen once again or this song shall haunt me

RIP

You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN

You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

Hey, that’s cheating!

Mosquitos are pollinators!

A stroppy bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye

I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon

Yay I found the spider!

Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!

OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!

Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…

spank me, tree Daddy!

This is some top quality art right here.

Side note… anyone have the link to Cthulu’s OF? Asking for a friend

No, four!!!