IF by winning you mean that everyone listening agrees with me, then I’ll take on anyone on Fox News.
I argue that American Conservatives should all commit suicide with Trump on Truth Social.
That’s something I can stand behind
Horseshoe theory in action here.
Wishing death on 150+ million people because of their political beliefs doesn’t make you righteous. You’ve looped all the way around to becoming the exact thing you claim to oppose.
I’d argue the genie wants to do everything I wish, regardless of the amount of individual wishes.
Genie - it’s always 3 wishes clearly the genie misspoke
Dumbass.
I am entitled to infinite wishes.
Shit, I argued with you.
he’s doing his best ok 🧞♂️
What does winning mean in this case? That every single person watching that debate concludes that I was right and the other person was wrong? What about if I’m objectively wrong? Do I still win?
You just used your wish arguing with the genie…
Genie gives you the ability to argue perfectly, and no matter how good your opponent is they will not be able to beat you
Frivolous lawsuit against the government or a FAANG company
Well that’s good, humiliate them and get paid
Donald Trump.
The universe would break because it’s the equivalent of winning a chess match against a pigeon who does nothing but shit all over the board
It’s a monkey paw of an outcome.
You win the argument; but it does not change his mind on the subject. 😬
Depends on what you’re arguing about. I mean, you could say “that hamburger will kill you” and he’ll eat it to spite you.
The SSA.
I argue with the genie that they actually promised to grant me infinite wishes
Lotto cashier. “I’m definitely going to hit the jackpot on this one, ya big dummy.”
Wow. You’re good at this.
I’m going to use my wish to talk you into hiring me as your personal driver for like a year, so I can learn your wisdom.
That’s so well played.
Jokes on you, I’d probably enjoy that so I wouldn’t argue. Especially if I’m crazy rich, what else would I have to do?
My father, and the argument would be about his political views. Radicalized years ago but the taking heads on Fox.
I miss my dad. 😔
Gosh. I’m sorry. My dad passed five or six years ago. I hope you are able to connect with yours while you have time
Yeah, this really depends on what you meant by winning here. Are we actually changing the other person’s mind or do they admit we are right, but still believe otherwise? Are people who witness the argument included? Do people continue to agree indefinitely? Does it change reality to match?
The genie has already departed and cannot answer any questions 🧞♂️
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Alex O’Connor.
What would you debate him on?
The resurrection and divinity of the Historical Jesus
The genie that I have infinite wishes obviously
