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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    I’ve been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

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    AI is truly the sharpest tool in the kitchen cabinet shed

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    I’m from Finland. We like knives over here.

    That’s entirely too many knives.

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      I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife

      • phar@lemmy.ml
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        Have you considered a new set of knives?

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      How can you have too many knives? There’s just so much variety… Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife… GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

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    Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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      I counted and it’s accurate

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        I counted it too and it’s accurate

        (in case the reader needs more data points)

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          I didn’t count, but I believe these three

          (in case the reader wanted some random guys opinion)

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          I counted it too cause I didn’t trust these guys but they were right.

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    When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.

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      I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

      • can@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s experimental. I think if you listen to take 20 you’ll see how they got there.

    • MBM@lemmings.world
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      I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.

    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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      New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife…

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    Glados, is that you?

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    Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

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    What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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      deleted by creator

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    “And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

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    This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

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    You can’t give me back what you’ve taken
    But you can give me something that’s almost as good
    An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

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    1000009176

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    I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

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      Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

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        Schizophren-AI

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      Saved that for later!

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        All 3 pixels?

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    Big knives are up to something

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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        That’s not a noif this is a noif

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          Close…ish

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