I guarantee my dog holds that record.
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Exactly! So many dogs just love to nestle into people, often at the small of their back our behind the knees when we’re on our sides.
If dogs aren’t the most farted on by humans animal there is, I don’t know what the criteria is
The horses are farting back
The look of the horse… Seems deeply unhappy.
Horses didn’t evolve to carry such weight on their backs, or to be kept and controlled by people riding them. It can’t feel great.
Oh and in order to be ridden, horses need to be ‘broken in’ first, as in literally have their will broken and tamed to the point where they accept people climbing on them and directing them to move, without the horse biting, bucking of bolting.
It’s really fucked up if you think about it. Animal abuse is so normalised that most will argue against horse riding being abusive to horses. No animal naturally wants to be broken and used by humans.
Are humans still animals in this situation?
“Farting is transcendant.”
i wouldn’t mind being that horseHorses make women cum more than any other animal.
Horseback riding is notorious for the firm and rhythmic pressure applied to the groin area.
Source: known more than one horseback riding girl who freely communicated this.
Wait, are these ladies out there cumming?
Lucky ass horse
That’s a regular horse. They just look like that.
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
You could be a horse. We don’t know.
On the internet, nobody knows that you are a horse.
My condolences.
They’re trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don’t be ungrateful!
Most grinded on animal for sure.
Figured that would be cows. But I think we’re both right, for different reasons.
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It probably depends on how you quantify the input.
If it’s by volume, I’d agree that it’s probably cows or pigs. But if it’s by individual animal, it might be something smaller like chickens.
A lot of male chicks become pet food shortly after birth, which is what I think would skew the numbers.
— and that’s not even counting queefs, either.
I’m no horse expert, but I believe that horses fart back.
Spouses snickering or keeping quiet about this meme.
Nah, it’s humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You’re walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You’ve guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
Whilst I appreciate the Python reference.
I believe the meme is implying a far more intimate fart, as in contact between the farter and the fartee.
Yeah, but they’re into that shit.
It’s not shit, it’s farts
false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
Karma.
Realistically, it has sucked to be a horse for at least the last 5,000 years.
