It prevents: “This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub” kinds of situations.
Safety first though!
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
Skill issue tbh
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?
Sounds like a challenge tbh
If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
Dammit! These are schwimmflügel, there IS a proper English term. Use It!
Edit: Thanks @[email protected] I realized a left out a diacritic mark.
my dad always called them floogles and i never knew why!
Parents can be mysterious, that way.
schwimmflugel
English
🤔
Floaties image search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=floaties&t=ffab&ia=images&iax=images
Nary a schwimmflügel in those results at all. I rest my case.
