Every day is Cat days if you’re lazy enough.

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Ah ok 😅

My cat gets like this all the time and we live in a Caribbean country. She’s probably cold-sensitive, I guess.

I love the detail of the frase “Walk Time” as the Dog eyelashes, pretty clever and funny.

For what it’s worth, little you was only half-stupid, since what believed was half-true.

“Okay honey, it’s really cool that you’re Gay and all. But couldn’t you, like… Go back in the closet and come out again? It’s for something that’s very important to me” 🥺

Cats can’t read Hegel nor Nietzsche, so I say no, they can’t experience existential dread.

How can someone think so much and come to such a stupid conclusion?

It’s like walking on your hands because you can’t find your shoes.

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I mean, the x-ray thing was just a random example, but okey 🤷

My family has a history of blood pressure problems, so my mother, in order to keep control, has had to buy a couple of devices to measure her blood pressure, which she also uses with my father and grandmother.

I just think it’s fantastic that such devices already exist and are so affordable. It makes me wonder if maybe in a handful of years we will have the ability to do x-rays at home and things like that, it would be great.

Funnily enough, this still holds up in Spanish.

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Hablo español de forma nativa. I can read, write and understand by ear English, but I refuse to speak it because the pronunciation rules of English are shit.

Yeah, that make things more interesting 😏

Spanish speaker here!

Use “Vos” to sound more interesting 😏

“Doom Eternal” eternal confirmed?

I can easily picture so many funny accident with that confusion 😂

At the very least, at the very least…! But no 😕