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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

Onion be onioning again

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Onion be onioning again

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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    Dammit! These are schwimmflugel, there IS a proper English term. Use It!

    • sprite0@sh.itjust.works
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      my dad always called them floogles and i never knew why!

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        Parents can be mysterious, that way.

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      schwimmflugel

      English

      🤔

  • C1pher@lemmy.world
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    It prevents: “This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub” kinds of situations.

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    Safety first though!

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    That’s when you go for the foot job instead.

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    Skill issue tbh

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      Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.

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    This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.

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    Whatever floats your uhh… arms?

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    Sounds like a challenge tbh

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    If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life

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      They are, so next time take off your floaties.

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    “THEY’RE NOT FLOATIES, THEY’RE A FASHION CHOICE!”

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