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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

rawdogging it

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rawdogging it

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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    This is nothing new. Cardinals have been rawdogging kids for centuries.

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of

  • WagnasT@lemmy.world
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    People out there just raw dogging the internet with no ad blocker or private dns or nothing.

    • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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      True rawdogging was limewire.

      Once after 3 days of downloading a concert video, it turned up to be some random porn.

      • WagnasT@lemmy.world
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        Lol, i once tried to get that command and conquer FPS game from lime wire, it ended up being Max Payne which was a great game but not what I was expecting.

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          Was that FPS Commandos or am I getting mixed up?

        • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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          The fact that it wasn’t a “reinstall Windows” level of virus is a win.

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    The kids call it mmph mmphim because the cardinals have their dicks in their mouths.

    • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world
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      Please don’t joke about raping children.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Do cardinals have corkscrew dicks like ducks?

      • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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        It is a rape adaptation… so

      • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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        Does a cardinal float?

        • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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          Yes, but only diagonally

        • madjo@feddit.nl
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          They’re a witch! A WITCH!

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        You mean the birds or the baseball player?

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      Isn’t the sound more like gak gak gork…?

      • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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        Only if they enjoy it

  • Luouth@lemmy.world
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    Cardinal Joe Lycett second from the front

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    As an 80’s kid I can honestly say “rawdogging it” was magnitudes better.

  • seeigel@feddit.org
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    Matthew 5:34-37

    34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one

    So who introduced the oath of secrecy?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      No

    • Zatore@lemm.ee
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      The one who dyes his hair

    • silasmariner@programming.dev
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      Deep cut

  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social
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    Hmmm kids. Cardinals. Raw dogging…

    There’s a joke in there somewhere.

    The cardinals shouldn’t be raw dogging anyone but it’s funny because they do.

    I got it!

    Don’t eat the crab dip! Yeah yeah!

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    Is it really that hard to just not look at the phone? I moved all of my internet entertainment to my laptop and I only ever use my phone for calling or government stuff.

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    I’m gonna need a clip if this is real

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      Here ya go, timestampped.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyY92o7j3GA&t=4266

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    Not again 😫20250508_090757

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    This is what the kids are referring to:

    Tweet: the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight... he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok

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      That actually sounds rather pleasant, minus the book. Air travel is great for books.

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        It’s the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.

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          Yeah, some jeans are stiff but I’ve definitely got a couple older pair that are softer and that I’d much rather wear than slacks.

          But if I REALLY wanted to be uncomfortable on a plane… I still have my mawashi from when I briefly did amateur sumo!

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        Books great. I probably would still read manga instead though.

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          Manga is books

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          Meh, close enough, same spirit.

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        I mean soon as you add the book, it’s an entirely different proposition because now you have entertainment, so you’re traveling like a sane person.

        Though personally I don’t know if I could concentrate with the noise. ANC and podcast for me, I’ll just accept that I’m less cultured.

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      He’s all about challenges

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      in jeans

      Oh the horror lmao

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      Anyone who is comfortable conversing within the confines of their own mind for hours on end without pause or distraction, is either a sage or a psychopath in my opinion

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        I’m a weird psycho then. When the infotainment screens are available, I like watching other people’s screens. I’ve seen The Spy Who Dumped Me twice with no audio. I think I’ve got a pretty good grasp of the plot though.

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          I kind of have trouble not watching the other screens, if they happen to fall within my field of view.

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          Did the spy dump you?

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            the spy complained it was like they never listened

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          I watched the new Count of Monte Cristo on my flight to Europe recently. Good movie, my only problem is that they didn’t treat Mercedes’ final encounter with the Edmond right. Honestly that part made me so angry, they did everything else so right but the main greatest lesson that Edmond and the reader must learn and they let him get away with it… (some things cannot be forgiven) Oh well. The Count of Monte Cristo is one of my all time favorites, so I am probably a little more critical then I should be.

          So that is only a 3 hour movie and the flight was 10 hours… at about the 5 hour mark, I notice someone in front of me just start the movie… I watched it again on their screen.

          Then I watched some other movie on someone elses screen. I have no idea what it was but it was actually a good experience.

          So long story short, I understand that appeal and I might watch other peoples screens more often on long flights. Its not bad at all. Especially when they turn on subtitles

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        Or an air marshal

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        I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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          That’s a sage!

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