The heat death of the universe will eventually come

I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

Why whateveur dou you mean?

Am I the only one that is seeing this as a joke referencing Stalactites and Stalagmites? Like I also think that it fits as a good thought experiment, but is the joke so obvious that no one is stating it? Or is am I just reading something into it that’s not there?

Blaze it?

Are you trying to update them? You have to go to your Control panel

That’s a nice looking pie. I don’t know what that person is on about.

Yeah. I consider this an absolute win.

Joe Cocker - Feelin’ Alright (in My Ass)

Whoa Kevin Barnes is on Lemmy?

I’m actually pretty good at mental math and I credit playing cribbage as a kid with my grandfather.

Also fitting that there is no 19 in this tier list.

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

You know what’s a great way to spruce up a bagel and cream cheese and get kind of a sandwich too? Add lettuce, tomato, and onion and eat the bagel like a sandwich.

I do everything bagel, toasted with either veggie or jalapeño cream cheese with lettuce, tomato, and onion and boy howdy.

Also great on an egg and cheese as well.

Ohm me ohm my

Pretty good job actually. I flashed back to 10th grade when I saw the cake.

This would be more beautiful if there was a tunnel on the other side of the bridge.

Counterpoint: Tolkien didn’t start LOTR until he was 45

Why would you give notice? Just leave.

I’m right there with you

What’s jabling jables?