The plot of Pokemon is the kid bounding down the stairs the morning he turns 10 and announcing that he’s going to do all of those things and the mom is just like, “Fine. Please call sometimes.”
The show, yes. The game is more like the comic.
Does he call? Asking for a concerned mom.
Sometimes
Stole the plot of Earthbound I see.
Then his single mom starts spends an inordinate amount of time hanging out with the Pokémon professor…
Bow chica wow wow…
If Red/Ash’s mom married Professor Oak, would he call Blue/Gary (Oak’s grandson) his stepson? Stepdad? And would Giovanni (Blue’s father) be his stepfather? Stepson?
And why does Game Freak refuse to answer my emails?
Don’t forget Mr. Mime…
Um, an electric rat
Or if you link up with your mom’s PhD boyfriend, you have a choice between a lizard someone set on fire, a different lizard with a fungal infection, or a regular ass turtle.
Pika Pika!
… Also your Mom is banging the guy who gave her the rat.
Which is why the plot is bad ass. Its like being a viking without killing folks.
And that’s why Pokemon ZA setting sucks ass…
Seriously? We’re going to be in an urban city environment the entire game?..
My favorite thing about the internet right here. Games not even out yet and it sucks ass/is the second coming of Christ. There is no in-between.
SETTING
I didn’t say the game itself sucks but the SETTING does based on everything they have shown us (100% urban environments)
Before you talk about in-between maybe read everything in it’s entirety first.
I did read your comment in it’s entirety. My opinion is the same, and also not as about you as you seem to think.
With how badly TPC has been handling the franchise the past few years, expecting the next games to be bad is pretty reasonable
You’re probably right, however I reserve judgement on things untill I have actually experienced them. I fully expect it to be a disappointment somehow, but I don’t know that it will be.
Could the punch line be any lazier?
7th gen:
mom can i go do this island’s ritual of growing up right after i moved into this place?
Sure hon, have fun!
and then they went into alternate dimension to stop their friend’s crazy mom
This would be funnier without the last panel
Forgot this comic, thought it was about ratshaker
Isn’t the plot that he is in a coma and dreaming all of it? 😌
That’s why Pikachu is electricity based, he represents all the stuff plugged into the unconscious boy in the hospital
No, that’s just a fringe fan theory
